The Sweet Imperfections of a Hot Mess of a Girl.

withearstoseeandeyest0hear: wannabegradstudent: dailydot: Quid...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:29:17 -0400

wannabegradstudent:

dailydot:

Quidditching! Slightly less embarrassing than planking.

Harry Potter’s effect on society. I like it.

oh my god every sunday at a park near where i live people play quiddich it’s the weirdest thing ever idk

briannathestrange: rufflesnotdiets: how to walk like a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:22:08 -0400

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:23:31 -0400

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

parttimehomosexual: i have like 609453804 books to read but you know what i’m gonna do i’m gonna...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:21:56 -0400

parttimehomosexual:

i have like 609453804 books to read

but you know what i’m gonna do

i’m gonna buy more books

And then I will read fanfiction.

and then i will read books that i’ve already read

somestoriestocome: codexana: lucifersblog: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: fullmetalfisting: what if...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:20:23 -0400

somestoriestocome:

codexana:

lucifersblog:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fullmetalfisting:

what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt

You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.

#damn someone had their sassy flakes today #calm down sass master satan

Sass Master Satan.

it-was-the-heat-of-tuesday: imanassbutt: kismesiis: doctor-don...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:20:03 -0400

it-was-the-heat-of-tuesday:

imanassbutt:

kismesiis:

doctor-donna-detective:

timeywimeyteapot:

cripplechoir:

theres something wrong with your door

have you tried turning it off and on again

have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in again

have you tried blowing on it

have you disengaged the external inertial dampener

Damnit Jim.

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:19:35 -0400

ustillsuk: lalondes: i have a new favourite twitter I don’t...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:19:26 -0400

ustillsuk:

lalondes:

i have a new favourite twitter

I don’t know about you / But I’m feeling 22 / cents underpaid on the dollar

life-of-nat: panfans: Fan [x] LOL. Peter Pan is quickly...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:19:00 -0400

life-of-nat:

panfans:

Fan [x]

LOL. Peter Pan is quickly becoming my favorite Disney character.

meowdk: markgatissallovertheworld: uberditz: Recipe: 2 cups...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:18:42 -0400

meowdk:

markgatissallovertheworld:

uberditz:

Recipe:

2 cups of golden syrup

1 cup of warm water

10 teaspoons of very red food coloring

10 tablespoons of corn flour

blue food coloring

yellow food coloring

little bit of peppermint flavoring

[x]

You are now ready to throw Sherlock off a roof.

amaranthangel: pocketpalace: it looks like the tardis is...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:18:17 -0400

amaranthangel:

pocketpalace:

it looks like the tardis is opening on my dashboard

I want to jump into it

brimerica: What tumblr users really need to stop doing: • post information that isn’t final and...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:18:00 -0400

brimerica:

What tumblr users really need to stop doing:

• post information that isn’t final and demand immediate actions
• abuse the petition system because stop
• send anon hate
•bully people for misinformation
• bully celebrities
•bully people for opinions
•BULLY PERIOD
•STOP BEING A BUNCH OF OFFENDED PUSSIES WHO EXPECT EVERYTHING TO NOT BE TRIGGERING AND EASY FOR THEM AND FOR EVERYONE TO AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE LIFE ISN’T EASY AND A LITTLE HARDSHIP ISN’T A BAD THING GOD

thisworldofdreams: givemetrills: I’m a strong, independent soloistI don’t need no...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:17:48 -0400

thisworldofdreams:

givemetrills:

I’m a strong, independent soloist
I don’t need no conductor

#soprano

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I hate my friends

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:14:43 -0400

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

What she says: I'm fine

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:14:21 -0400

What she says: I'm fine
What she means: space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. her five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before.